Starting a day with a big smile is the best thing to do with Funny Good Morning Wishes. You can easily make your loved ones laugh in the morning if you wish.
Be the reason for their smile and make them laugh from the start of their day. These fun good wishes will help you smile in the morning!
Here are some funny hello messages to make your friends or lovers say hello in the funniest way possible. Make your day just by sending them a hilarious text hello just when you wake up. Your morning greetings can make a big difference in their lives.
Funny hello messages
Smile well when you wake up, because soon enough you will realize that it is not yet the weekend. Hello!
Hello. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because there is still a lot to do before the weekend.
Always keep positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Hello. Have a nice day!
If the world were nice to me, it would have slept like an Olympic discipline. Hello everyone who lives in this cruel and unjust world.
By sending you a good morning message on the heels of the day and hoping that it is not the only GOOD you see today.
Every morning is only a blessing if you don’t have an alarm clock near your bed. With an alarm clock, it’s a curse. Hello!
The saddest part of the morning wakes up to the realization that it’s not a vacation. I will spend the whole day with the same old routine. Hello!
Hello! If you think you didn’t get enough sleep last night, don’t worry, you still have the option to take naps mid-day later.
Life is full of stress and problems. If you want to have a good day, don’t get out of your bed. Keep sleeping until you die and stop the life that happens to you!
Wake up and welcome a more unproductive and quiet day that brings you nothing but leaves with the promise of another similar.
Funny good wishes for friends
A friend is someone you think of when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking about you and I was wondering if you were alive or not. Hello!
Wake up and be thankful because I am your friend. Because you will never have a better friend than me. Hello!
You are definitely not the type of person who wakes up early in the morning and sends a good message to a friend. So it’s me who plays the role. Hello!
Sending a good message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hope to receive a response from you overnight!
Hello and thank you for one more day to know me deep down but still not to leave me. You really are a good friend!
Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outdo myself because it requires no effort, no talent and no practice. Hello my dear friend!
Funny hello messages for him
I love kissing you on the lips early in the morning but honey, you really have to brush your teeth at first. Hello!
Hello my dear. Let’s welcome one more day into our lives when we do our best to support each other. Best wishes to you!
You are a prince charming in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Hello!
Good luck waking up at noon, reading this hello text on your phone, and then falling asleep again thinking it is still early in the morning.
Your morning text is my motivation to start each day. Never forget to text me in the morning, unless you want to have a bad day! Hello!
You are boring like waking up. But at least I have someone to shout at when I wake up in the morning. Hello dear!
Funny hello messages for her
I can’t tell you how much I like to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock screams so loud and a cup of coffee is waiting for me. Hello!
I thought I would borrow a kiss this morning. Would you like to give me one? I have no problem returning it with huge interest! Hello!
Your kiss is my most favorite thing in the morning, besides your hug. Am I getting them today or not? Hello my heart!
Before meeting you, I never thought that procrastination could be contagious. Hello and good luck for another day full of lies in bed and texting.
I woke up to text you in the morning and now I’m planning to go back to bed. I hope you will wake me up with an answer. Hello!
Your morning text and a cup of coffee make a perfect combination of morning happiness! Hello my heart!
Good morning funny quotes
“Keep the dream alive: press the repeat button.” – Punishes Ghadge
“Hello is a contradiction in terms.” – Jim Davis
“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” – Phil Dunphy
“When reality and your dreams collide, it’s usually only your awakening that goes off.” – Crystal Woods
“The morning is coming, whether you set the alarm or not.” – Ursula Le Guin
“My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my incredible relationship with my bed.” – Unknown
“Twinkle twinkle star asleep, wake up now, it’s the 11th hour, above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.” – Mickey Nice
“The morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it arrives at such an inconvenient time of the day. – Glen Cook
“I was going to conquer the world this moring but I slept too much. Postponed. Once again. – Suburban Men
“Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I’m just an infantryman with mud and a snooze button on his shield.” – Catherynne Valente
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working as soon as you get up in the morning and does not stop until you enter the office. “- Robert Frost
“Everyone wants me to be one morning. I could be one, only if the morning started afternoon. – Tony Smite
“There are two ways to wake up in the morning. One is to say “Hello, my God” and the other is to say “Hello, my God”! “- Fulton J. Sheen
“Every morning I jump out of bed and go up on a mine. The land mine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day assembling the parts. – Ray Bradbury
“Every morning I get up and take a look at the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I’m going to work. “- Robert Orben
Funny Good Morning Texts for Friends
- Good Morning! Parting from your best friend can be difficult… but I am sure you will go back to bed, in no time!
- Good Morning, lazy! May this day be full of productivity…from someone else! Obviously, not you!
- As the day begins, remember that I am your friend…you’re welcome!
Funny Good Morning Messages For a Workmate / Colleague
Today, I wanted to wish my most dedicated workmate, a Good Morning! Unfortunately, he’s already at work, and you’re here! Have a good day, anyway!
Good Morning to a workmate who consumes more donuts and takes more mid-day naps, than anyone! You are my hero!
Good Morning! May the coffee in the office break room be fresh, may the copier actually work, may you get to work at a different branch, for the day!
On the first morning I saw you enter the office, I thought, she’s not really going to do anything, and I was right! Have another leisurely day!
Good Morning. Sure, I’ll be there in 5 minutes.
Good Morning! I always look forward to seeing you at work! You take attention away from what I’m not doing! Here is to a day filled with distractions!
Good Morning! Working with you is an experience! You decide whether it’s good or bad!
Good Morning to the person who I work with! Not my workmate. Just the person who I work with!
Good Morning, workmate! When I picture someone who is efficient and tidy, I see someone else! Here is to coming into the office, anyway!
Good Morning. Smile! Thank god it’s Friday!*
*[in 4 days]
- Good Morning! Your presence at work reminds me of why I can’t wait to leave, at the end of the work day! Thanks for keeping me motivated!
- Good Morning! Monday through Friday, nine to five, I get to work alongside someone who arrives at the office, with determination, boosting the morale of all of his workmates…then there’s you! You are also at the office!
- Sending a Good Morning message to a workmate who is experienced in management! You manage to be late, you manage to never finish anything, you manage to…
- Good Morning to the person at work who makes everyone wonder! Like, if there are job openings at other companies!
- Good Morning, workmate! Being around you has inspired me…to quit and find a new job!
- Good Morning! Working with you is quite a ride! Down a deep, dark tunnel!
Good Manners is everything.
Good Morning, motherf***ers!
- Good Morning! May the work day be brief, and may you catch up on sleep, without getting caught by the boss!
- Good Morning! I often wonder what it would be like to work with someone who is cooperative, then I look at you…and know that will never happen! Oh, well. Enjoy your day.
- Good Morning, workmate! You start a lot of work. You never finish it, but you do start it!
- Good Morning! May the work you evade today, not catch up with you!
- Good Morning! Working with you is an adventure! Into a forest, full of wild animals!
What do you mean 6 O’CLOCK??!
- Good morning, co-worker! I am finally here to help, just 4 hours late.
- Here’s fuel to awaken your senses, improve your outlook, and eliminate your frustrations. In other words, I brought you a cup of coffee. Good morning!
- Good morning, fellow workers! It’s another day to start positively and end with more to do than we began. Here’s to us!
- Why is it that every time I wake up early, I have to go to work? At least I get to work with you! Good morning, workmate!
- In my house, we don’t bother with saying “Good morning.” Those moments have passed. So, to you I say, “busy morning!” and let’s get to work!
- While we wake up with a positive attitude, it’s always the crazy coworkers that ruin the joy. Here’s to you and me this morning as we keep each other sane. The greatest of mornings to you!
- Good morning, work friends! Lucky you, my morning grumpiness is gone and my coffee is kicking in.
- Good morning to my favorite friend at work! I am so glad our boss hired you. Not only are you a great co-worker, but you also know just when to nudge me when I’m sleeping as he walks by.
Good Morning. Let the Rat Race Begin!
- May you begin this day as you do every day with a spirit of determination and joy. And, if all else fails, leave work and never return. Good morning, work buddy!
- Good morning, dear friends! It’s not every day that you get to wake up and see your awesome co-workers. Oh, wait. It is!
- Good morning, girl! You know if you and I got paid by the time we spend working with stupid folks, we’d be rich already! Oh well, at least we can retire together someday. Don’t forget the donuts!
- Dear workmate, the boss says to tone down the naps, loud talking, and general slacking today. That’s it. Oh yeah, and good morning.
- Good morning. The boss is out sick so I’m taking it upon myself to declare today a sick day for us all… go back to bed. Wait, I didn’t hear you scream loud enough. Ok that’s better.
- Good morning, please give this message to the boss: dear boss, I regret to inform you that I won’t be able to come it today. If he asks why just tell him it’s not Friday.
- Good morning. Just to let you know I may leave work early today. If the boss tells me to have a good day I’m going to take his advise and go home. After all, he’s the boss.
Funny Good Morning Messages For Your Love
- Good Morning, darling! May your coffee be plentiful and your tolerance level be high, with everyone!
- To my love: Every morning, I think about how beautiful you are! It distracts away me from your breath!
- This morning, remember that you have my love! Remember this throughout your commute and work day! It will keep you out of jail!
- Sending the person who puts up with me, every day, a Good Morning message! May this morning find you even more patient than the last!
repeat after me: good Morning!
Good Morning! Funnies
- Good Morning, love! I wanted to convince you that you are a joy to be around, early in the day. I wanted to, but you can always tell when I’m lying!
- Good Morning, sweetheart! When I wake up, my first thought is of how you feel, then I get you a cup of coffee, put it down, and back away, slowly!
- My love, seeing you in the morning is really something! Something good or something bad? I will leave that up to you!
- Good Morning to the person who annoys me least! Here is to another day of tolerance!
- Good Morning, to my one and only! You are the reason why I get up early, every morning, and have to stay on my guard!
- My love, before you awaken, I think about how lucky I am. You are kind of a nightmare, in the morning!
- Good Morning, to the special person in my life! You let me eat breakfast, silently. You really get me!
Guess what! It’s Monday AGAIN! Good Morning!
- Good morning, love! There’s nothing like the smell of bacon to wake a person up. So, go ahead and make some for us. Ha!
- Why is it that it seems we just get snuggled in together and start to fall asleep and the alarm goes off? Mornings are definitely for the birds and not for us.
- Cock-a-doodle-don’t you dare wake me up early. I love you, but seriously this is not my morning.
- Every night, I go to bed determined to be productive the following day. When daylight breaks, though, and I see you sleeping next to me, my brain yells, “Yeah, right!” and I snuggle into sleep again. Here’s to a good morning…tomorrow.
- I love that God brought us together. From one procrastinator to another… It’s your turn to hit the snooze button. It’s definitely not time to wake up!
- Roses are red. Violets are blue. It’s time to wake up, my love, boo hoo hoo!
- Good morning to the one with whom I can groan about having to wake up. This adulthood stuff is nonsense.
- Good morning, sunshine! Now, can we go back to sleep?
- It’s such a good thing we’re in love or we wouldn’t make it past wakeup time after seeing each other with all of the sleep wrinkles and bed head. Good morning to my favorite person to wake up beside!
- Good morning, love, I left the house early today so I could say this: I love you but dinner better be waiting for me by five.
- Hey gorgeous, have a good morning today. So far things are going great with us, right? Well, except last night when I nearly set the kitchen on fire. From now on you cook dinner and I’ll take care of dessert.
- Good morning, sweetie, today I thought to myself: wow, I’m lucky I didn’t wait around for you to find me. Good thing I went out and found you in that stuck elevator… you’re welcome for rescuing you!
- Hey hot stuff! Good morning. I was wondering if I could borrow a kiss from you- don’t worry, you’ll get it back.
- Hi and good morning, um, I think we might as well start dating. You left your pants here and my washer is broken.
Have a fine day!
- Good morning, love. I know, I know, I’d love to stay in bed but my coffee needs me. I hope you understand.
- Good morning, love, just wanted to say you are amazing. With you I skip those butterflies and feel the whole zoo! Have a great day.
- Good morning, love, just wanted to say you’re my most favorite thing in the whole world- um, well besides cake. Love you.
- Good morning, babe, all I want to say is that you deserve the best life can offer. Apparently life is a little off today- it’s raining cats and dogs so don’t forget the umbrella.
- Good morning, I mean, good day… um, this is awkward. Just wanted to say I can’t do this anymore. I’m already in a relationship with food. So sorry.
- Hi. Just want to say good morning, you sexy thing. That’s all.
- Good morning, gorgeous, thanks for sleeping with me. Losing teddy was worse than I thought. Thanks for helping me get through it.
Funny Good Morning Messages for Your Classmates
- I would like mornings better if they didn’t happen before noon. Good morning, classmate!
- Good morning, buddy! Here’s to spending the next eight hours together trying not to get noticed by the teachers.
- Friends are like pizza. They come in all shapes and sizes and bring flavor to your days. They are also appreciated best after a long night. Good morning to my awesome friends and classmates!
- Once upon a time… Nope, too tired. Good morning, classmates.
- Good morning to those who have been around here long enough to remember when we used to come with smiles on our faces.
Just 2 more minutes / Half an hour later
- Of course, I slept well. I wasn’t here, was I? Good morning and good cheer, classmates!
- Whether you are popular, not, or somewhere in between, we’re all here to hang on as the hours pass by. Don’t any of you dare let go. Good morning, fellow classmates!
- Don’t you think saying “good morning” is a little pushy? How about we just stick with, “You’re here. Good job overcoming the obstacles up to this point. You rock”? A little positivity never hurts, kids!
- Sleep is nothing more than laying still, praying to get some effective beauty sleep, and still waking up looking worse for the ware. Some friend Mother Nature is to us. Here’s to another average morning for all!
- Classmate, here’s to you this morning. May your eye lids be light and your coffee be strong. Cheers!
It’s better to be late than to arrive ugly.
- Good morning, genius, I know we have that test today but I was thinking we should just skip it. Let’s go shopping instead. Ok, ok, I’m not that irresponsible: we’ll stop by a bookstore too.
- Good morning, I just wanted to say that whatever happens today we will get through it. Even if the teacher does start telling us her life stories again. Hang in there.
- Dear classmate, good morning. This text is to remind you not to forget your homework today. But more importantly, don’t forget MINE. Thanks.
- Good morning, did you hear what happened to the teacher yesterday? Oops, sorry, teach, disregard this message.
Funny Good Morning Memes
No matter what the risks of getting out of bed in the morning are, we still have to (try to) enjoy them.
I think I heard you speak before I finish this cup.
No yelling before my coffee, PLEASE.
Press F5 for Refresh. It’s broken.
Sunday made me forget it would be Monday today.
I’m gonna take you for a morning walk whether you’re sleeping or not.
Yeah, it’s good morning… for some.
Rise and shine, and be nothing less than wonderful!
Good Morning, let’s meet after work.
No, you didn’t wake me up.
Yes, I was about to get up anyway.
No, I’m really happy that I woke up, I wouldn’t sleep more anyway…
Just a sip, and you’ll be up and running.
Good morning, where’s my coffee?
OMG, it’s too early for real life!
Too cool to get out of bed early…
I was just thrilled to wake up today.
Basic Rules for the right moment to say good morning.
Remind when I said I was just dying to go to work.
It’s morning but I’m just the messenger.
Pure Morning Denial.
Go ahead, punk, make my (Mon)day
The one who said: “You didn’t wake me up. I had woken up long ago”.
Bring me the inventor of the alarm clock. I’ll just wish him a good morning.
So how about Sundays, my dear alarm clock?
Just 2 more minutes / Half an hour later
I love morning calls and I’m dying to find out.
On my way to work and I still can’t believe it’s Monday morning!
Good Morning. A little push to help you wake up.
On behalf of everyone who needed those five more minutes in bed.
A cup of coffee would help, they told me. That’s my fifth.
I am the true morning type.
Now you may officially speak.
Admit it: you’ve been waiting for this morning so badly!
Make morning coffee, not war.
Nothing is healthier in the morning than a good laugh, not even the healthiest of breakfasts. If you have someone in your life that is most important to you, it is your responsibility to make sure that he receives his daily dose of happiness and pleasure from the start of the day. Funny good messages and greetings from you can delight and cheer their souls. The hilarious and funny hello messages that we have compiled can be your perfect tool to spread happiness and joy around you. Make each morning pleasant and useful for your loved ones by sending them funny good wishes, messages and greetings.