Funny Birthday Wishes, Messages and Quotes

Funny Birthday Wishes : Your birthday wish does not have to be boring and conventional all the time. You can add an extra flavor of witty humor and silly fun with your birthday wishes. Not only will they make your loved ones laugh, but they will also make them see the fun side of you. So, why do not you try to make your birthday wishes more interesting? You do not have to look around the Internet for incredibly funny and witty birthday wishes. All you have to do is sit back and watch what we have for you. Here is our unique collection of extraordinarily funny birthday wishes. These fun birthday wishes are for your friends, your brother, your sister, your family, your loved ones and your colleagues. Funny birthday wishes are for your loved ones. Make them laugh on their special day!

Funny Birthday Wishes

You have officially passed from adolescence. It's time to be mature and wait for birthday presents. Happy Birthday!

You've been here a long time, maybe since the cave age. No wonder you're so backdated. Happy Birthday!

It's a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Do not be fooled by the one who tells you that you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday

Anything that does not kill you makes you older and uglier. Yes, it's my life, darling. Do not be fooled by illusions. Happy Birthday!

There is no shame in thinking like a teenager when you are old like the hills. I wish you a happy birthday. May you live long!

There is nothing to worry about growing old. Look at yourself, you are old and you are doing well. Happy birthday dear oldy.

You have been alive for so many years and all you have gained in life is a big belly. It's a big success for the loser. Happy Birthday!

A man is as big as his imagination and as old as his age. True for you. Happy Birthday dear. I'm glad you still have your teeth.

Funny birthday messages

I wish that some people stop wasting things. Just like you. You are wasting space on the earth and time of others. Happy Birthday!

Another delicious cake is going to be wasted today for the birthday of a useless person whose existence in this world makes no difference. Happy birthday to this person!

Today, anyone who does not mention in his vows that you have become old and ugly is a liar. Whatever the case may be, happy birthday my dear, you are getting better every year!

Even if I smoked cracks, I would still see the sign of aging on your face. How could we not notice that? Happy birthday my dear but you have to accept the truth!

Have you ever thought what stupid asshole you were when we were kids? Guess what, you have not changed at all. Happy Birthday!

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If you are good at something, do not do it for free. And if you are good for nothing, shut up and do not ask for a gift. Happy Birthday!

A guy sends you an SMS on your phone, wishes you a happy birthday and the next day, you think he will buy you gifts? No, it's him who asks for a treat. Happy Birthday!

The saddest truth of life is that some people grow old without being wiser. You remind me of those unfortunate people. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for friends

Friends like you make me feel younger and more beautiful. I wish you have two birthdays a year for you to grow up twice as fast as me. Happy Birthday!

Everyone is getting older but not everyone can become wise. Do not be sad my friend. Everyone does not need wisdom too. Happy Birthday!

You'll look great even if you do not have teeth, just as you do well, even without a brain. Happy Birthday my friend!

I'm pretty sure you miss your childhood so much. That's exactly what people do when they get older. Happy Birthday!

Some people are old, some are beautiful and some are both. You are not old enough to be called "old" and certainly not pretty enough to be called "handsome". Happy Birthday!

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

You can pretend to be old when you are dead. Until then, you are just a little kid who wants to grow up one day. Happy birthday, little brother!

Happy birthday dear brother. I hope you will always remain as boring as now, even at the age of 100 years.

Happy birthday to the boy found on the road and taken by my parents. I wish you all the good things in life, my brother!

You are the quintessence of stupidity and a living legend for annoying people. Bad luck for me to be my brother. Happy Birthday!

You know that your life is a mess when your stupidity increases disproportionately to your age. It's you brother. Happy Birthday!

Life can be so unfair sometimes. I do not know what I have done in life to deserve a brother as boring as you. Happy Birthday!

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Funny Birthday Wishes for my sister

I know you would have been so happy if I had told you, "You are getting old so well". But unfortunately. Lying is not one of my qualities. Happy Birthday!

Enjoy your birthday to the fullest this year, because who knows, after a few years, you could be ashamed of your age. Happy Birthday!

Do you know why you are my favorite sister? Because you're stupid and you do not even know it. Happy birthday my dear!

Birthday greetings are today full of lies. They can make you smile but the truth is that you are not more beautiful than last year. Happy Birthday!

Do you know what amuses me the most? Seeing that you can not hide your age, even with this thick makeup. Happy birthday, loser!

One more year has passed and it seems that you have the mission to be the biggest girl in the world. Good luck with that. Happy Birthday!

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Funny Birthday Messages for Colleagues

I must appreciate how you try to act like a young man. You must have a busy time to color your hair in black every day. Happy Birthday!

Age is only a number, just like your salary. They continue to increase every year! So, why be sad for one and happy for the other? Congratulations to your birthday!

Let's have an evening in the honor of your birthday. Drink and party all night. And of course, let's not hope we'll meet up in the hospital tomorrow. Happy Birthday!

Age is like a badge of honor. The older you are, the more respected you are in the office. Happy Birthday. I wish you the best!

We decided to buy a sweet and peaty birthday cake for you. Although we are not sure of having the right to eat cake at this age. Happy Birthday!

Nobody stays young forever. But you should have stayed young for at least two years, at least for me. Happy Birthday!

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It's hard to find very good fun birthday wishes on the internet. All you will find are conventional birthday wishes that make no difference. Nowadays, everyone expects something exceptional, like his birthday. Your loved ones have even more expectations from you. They want you to express your feelings for them in a different way. Funny birthday messages can sometimes seem insulting, but only your loved ones will understand the real pleasure of these wishes. Add some excitement to your birthday wishes and see the difference for yourself.