Funny Good Morning Wishes: Starting a day with a big smile is the best thing to do. You can easily make your loved ones laugh in the morning if you wish. Here are some funny hello messages for your friends or lovers to say hello in the funniest way possible. Make your day just by sending them a hilarious text hello just when you wake up. Your morning greetings can make a big difference in their lives. Be the reason for their smile and make them laugh from the start of their day. These funny good wishes will help you to smile in the morning!
Funny hello messages
Hello. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because there is still a lot to do before the weekend.
Smile well when you wake up, because soon enough you will realize that it is not yet the weekend. Hello!
If the world were nice to me, it would have slept like an Olympic discipline. Hello everyone who lives in this cruel and unjust world.
Always keep positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Hello. Have a nice day!
By sending you a good morning message on the heels of the day and hoping that it is not the only GOOD you see today.
The saddest part of the morning wakes up to the realization that it's not a vacation. I will spend the whole day with the same old routine. Hello!
Every morning is only a blessing if you don't have an alarm clock near your bed. With an alarm clock, it's a curse. Hello!
Hello! If you think you didn't get enough sleep last night, don't worry, you still have the option to take naps mid-day later.
Wake up and welcome a more unproductive and quiet day that brings you nothing but leaves with the promise of another similar.
Life is full of stress and problems. If you want to have a good day, don't get out of your bed. Keep sleeping until you die and stop the life that happens to you!
Funny good wishes for friends
Wake up and be thankful because I am your friend. Because you will never have a better friend than me. Hello!
A friend is someone you think of when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking about you and I was wondering if you were alive or not. Hello!
Sending a good message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hope to receive a response from you overnight!
You are definitely not the type of person who wakes up early in the morning and sends a good message to a friend. So it’s me who plays the role. Hello!
Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outdo myself because it requires no effort, no talent and no practice. Hello my dear friend!
Hello and thank you for one more day to know me deep down but still not to leave me. You really are a good friend!
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Funny hello messages for him
I love kissing you on the lips early in the morning but honey, you really have to brush your teeth at first. Hello!
Hello my dear. Let's welcome one more day into our lives when we do our best to support each other. Best wishes to you!
Good luck waking up at noon, reading this hello text on your phone, and then falling asleep again thinking it is still early in the morning.
You are boring like waking up. But at least I have someone to shout at when I wake up in the morning. Hello dear!
Your morning text is my motivation to start each day. Never forget to text me in the morning, unless you want to have a bad day! Hello!
You are a prince charming in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Hello!
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Funny hello messages for her
I thought I would borrow a kiss this morning. Would you like to give me one? I have no problem returning it with huge interest! Hello!
I can't tell you how much I like to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock screams so loud and a cup of coffee is waiting for me. Hello!
Your kiss is my most favorite thing in the morning, besides your hug. Am I getting them today or not? Hello my heart!
I woke up to text you in the morning and now I'm planning to go back to bed. I hope you will wake me up with an answer. Hello!
Before meeting you, I never thought that procrastination could be contagious. Hello and good luck for another day full of lies in bed and texting.
Your morning text and a cup of coffee make a perfect combination of morning happiness! Hello my heart!
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Good morning funny quotes
"Hello is a contradiction in terms." – Jim Davis
"Keep the dream alive: press the repeat button." – Punishes Ghadge
"Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day." – Phil Dunphy
"The morning is coming, whether you set the alarm or not." – Ursula Le Guin
"When reality and your dreams collide, it's usually only your awakening that goes off." – Crystal Woods
"My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my incredible relationship with my bed." – Unknown
"Twinkle twinkle star asleep, wake up now, it's the 11th hour, above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky." – Mickey Nice
"The morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it arrives at such an inconvenient time of the day. – Glen Cook
"I was going to conquer the world this moring but I slept too much. Postponed. Once again. – Suburban Men
"Everyone wants me to be one morning. I could be one, only if the morning started afternoon. – Tony Smite
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working as soon as you get up in the morning and does not stop until you enter the office. "- Robert Frost
“There are two ways to wake up in the morning. One is to say "Hello, my God" and the other is to say "Hello, my God"! "- Fulton J. Sheen
"Every morning I get up and take a look at the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I'm going to work. "- Robert Orben
“Every morning I jump out of bed and go up on a mine. The land mine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day assembling the parts. – Ray Bradbury
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I'm just an infantryman with mud and a snooze button on his shield." – Catherynne Valente
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Nothing is healthier in the morning than a good laugh, not even the healthiest of breakfasts. If you have someone in your life that is most important to you, it is your responsibility to make sure that he receives his daily dose of happiness and pleasure from the start of the day. Funny good messages and greetings from you can delight and cheer their souls. The hilarious and funny hello messages that we have compiled can be your perfect tool to spread happiness and joy around you. Make each morning pleasant and useful for your loved ones by sending them funny good wishes, messages and greetings.