Scary Halloween Jokes and Riddles For Everyone

Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?
A: Spoketi

Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?
A: Bon appetit!

Q: What do you get when crossing a witch with sand?
A: A sandwich!

Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
A: I scream!

Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see through them!

Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
A: Spelling.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart was not in it.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts!

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no BODY to go with.

Q: What is a large pumpkin called?
A: A pumpkin.

Q: What room does a ghost not need?
A: A living room!

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the ball?
A: Her “ghoul” friend!

Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A: Shampoo!

Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you’re a lemonade!

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A nectarine!

“Mom, everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
“Please be quiet and paint your face.”

Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a poodle and a ghost?
A: A cocker boo poodle.

Q: What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
A: Mummies!

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Crazy!

Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: I hope it’s Halloween!!

Q: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?
A: Trike or Treat?

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