Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?
Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?
A: Bon appetit!
Q: What do you get when crossing a witch with sand?
A: A sandwich!
Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
A: I scream!
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see through them!
Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart was not in it.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts!
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no BODY to go with.
Q: What is a large pumpkin called?
A: A pumpkin.
Q: What room does a ghost not need?
A: A living room!
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the ball?
A: Her “ghoul” friend!
Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you’re a lemonade!
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A nectarine!
“Mom, everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
“Please be quiet and paint your face.”
Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a poodle and a ghost?
A: A cocker boo poodle.
Q: What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: I hope it’s Halloween!!
Q: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?
A: Trike or Treat?